He GOT UP! (The Sequel)

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ.

(Associated Press, May 7, 2010)

Notes James, our erstwhile ED tech, “I thought he would have been 2010.”

Less, of course, three days when he was dead.